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You should spend the rest of your life doing what I do. I grow small plants that make other people happy.
Do you know why I’m typing this in purple? Because I can’t figure out how to get rid of the stupid purple! I need to go back to just growing plants! I know how to do that!
Okay, so it’s not purple any more. I swear it was purple a minute ago and I couldn’t get rid of it. Then, all by itself the text decided not to be purple any more. Yeah, yeah I know. I probably should check myself in.